Losing my virginity to “The Fate of the Furious”

Yes, it’s true – I lost it to “The Fate of the Furious.” Let’s rewind to earlier at 10:10 pm when I decided I was gonna woMAN up and go to the movies BY MYSELF like I’ve seen many people multiple times. I said to myself wth, I want to watch this movie before it comes out officially on April 14th and I’m gonna go on my own. I immediately after I talked myself into it, I  logged into my Atom app and decided to get me one(1) ticket to the 10:10 pm showing of “The Fate of the Furious.” I will say I was tempted to cancel but said F*k it and drove my ass to the movie theater. 

Once I got there I felt pretty chill, got me a pretzel with cheese (guilty pleasure), and a Mr. Pibb. I finally made it inside the theater and chose the furthest seat in the back which I always do anyway. There were 9 other people in the theater excitedly waiting for this badass movie to begin after the 80 movie trailers. Here is the sad part – as I was being responsible and putting my phone on silent I accidentally knocked down the cheese. 😦 At that moment I knew that I was going to eat a dry pretzel with no cheese; very sad. BTW, Regal Theater – I apologize for dropping cheese all over the floor after a very kind employee had JUST finished prepping the theater for us. Honestly, I tried to clean it as much as possible but it fell through the crack of the seat next to me. Sorry!

Now to the good part. The movie was at first odd and I will explain why without giving any spoilers. There is a moment in the beginning where you’re like hmm… what could it be. Then your mind immediately goes to many conclusions but in the end it was DEFINITELY not what anyone or myself could’ve possibly thought it would be. It has so many mind f*cking action scenes that it’s ridiculously awesome. Several times I felt my body shifting like if I was the one doing these crazy stunts. Oh, you wanna know about the cars huh? They had so many of my f*cking dream cars that I got goosebumps. We’re talking Corvette, 70’s Charger, newer model Charger, Jaguar, Nissan GTR, Subaru BRZ and so many more that I can’t even mention. Straight out this movie is a f*cking 10 – I don’t care what ANYONE says, it’s what I expected and more.

Will I go back to the movies alone? Maybe. Do I recommend “The Fate of the Furious” – F*CK YES!



Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s