Why Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 sucks…

Said no one ever! At least not according to all the reviews I have read where they are ranting and raving about this film. I almost want to get super hype for it but at the end I don’t want to be disappointed. I’m a movie buff and a super geek for these films so something like that could kill me. I guess I will have to wait until Thursday to decide for myself. Expect a full review on Friday.

This past weekend I had a mole removed and taken for a biopsy which is pretty standard. When I told a friend of mine they were freaking out asking if I was nervous about the results. Honestly I’m not the type of person to freak out over medical test results, I’m a true believer that life will not give you more than you can handle. Yes I said life not God; I just want to meet in the middle since maybe you and I don’t have the same beliefs. All I know is my annoying mole is gone. Am I worried it’s going to be some deadly result? No. Also! I’m going to Vegas for the 3rd time as an adult! Woohoo! (Vicki Gunvalson style- RHOC) Let’s see how it goes as I make my way there next week looking for trouble.

Ok so I’ll be back sometime this week, don’t miss me. I’ll miss you. Jk!

Losing my virginity to “The Fate of the Furious”

Yes, it’s true – I lost it to “The Fate of the Furious.” Let’s rewind to earlier at 10:10 pm when I decided I was gonna woMAN up and go to the movies BY MYSELF like I’ve seen many people multiple times. I said to myself wth, I want to watch this movie before it comes out officially on April 14th and I’m gonna go on my own. I immediately after I talked myself into it, I  logged into my Atom app and decided to get me one(1) ticket to the 10:10 pm showing of “The Fate of the Furious.” I will say I was tempted to cancel but said F*k it and drove my ass to the movie theater. 

Once I got there I felt pretty chill, got me a pretzel with cheese (guilty pleasure), and a Mr. Pibb. I finally made it inside the theater and chose the furthest seat in the back which I always do anyway. There were 9 other people in the theater excitedly waiting for this badass movie to begin after the 80 movie trailers. Here is the sad part – as I was being responsible and putting my phone on silent I accidentally knocked down the cheese. 😦 At that moment I knew that I was going to eat a dry pretzel with no cheese; very sad. BTW, Regal Theater – I apologize for dropping cheese all over the floor after a very kind employee had JUST finished prepping the theater for us. Honestly, I tried to clean it as much as possible but it fell through the crack of the seat next to me. Sorry!

Now to the good part. The movie was at first odd and I will explain why without giving any spoilers. There is a moment in the beginning where you’re like hmm… what could it be. Then your mind immediately goes to many conclusions but in the end it was DEFINITELY not what anyone or myself could’ve possibly thought it would be. It has so many mind f*cking action scenes that it’s ridiculously awesome. Several times I felt my body shifting like if I was the one doing these crazy stunts. Oh, you wanna know about the cars huh? They had so many of my f*cking dream cars that I got goosebumps. We’re talking Corvette, 70’s Charger, newer model Charger, Jaguar, Nissan GTR, Subaru BRZ and so many more that I can’t even mention. Straight out this movie is a f*cking 10 – I don’t care what ANYONE says, it’s what I expected and more.

Will I go back to the movies alone? Maybe. Do I recommend “The Fate of the Furious” – F*CK YES!